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Ways to Say Someone is Stupid



Driveway doesn't quite reach the garage/street.

Any slower and he'd be in reverse.

Easier to count the bricks left than the bricks missing.

Even a two button mouse gives him too many options.

Got a life, but wasn't sure what to do with it.

Has been seen tossing bread crumbs to helicopters.

Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

Her sewing machine's been out of thread for some time now.

 

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